Hello, my name is Serge and I'm a tiger.
I live in frozen hell of Eastern Siberia and use tons of electricity and spicy food to survive.
Russian is indeed my native language, but I don't use it here since Google Web Fonts don't support full unicode and Russian text would look extremely ugly.
I like to swim in Lake Baikal and to poop on my victims.
I was bitten by a Tse Tse Fly and that's why I'm so fluffy and sleepy.